|a mindless strip about coffee|
(ok, so i love coffee...!)
apologies to Shannon Wheeler
|the coffee cup has run away...again|
|whatever will i do without my morning cup?|
can i function, or will i cease and desist to exist?!?
now i feel it comin'...
this is surely the end!
|the jig is up!!! no more can i subsist on this caffeinated crutch which too long has held me up in the physical therapy of Mr. Coffee!|
|oh but that my tongue could feel its bittersweet drops fall upon it, but no... there is no coffee for to drink... water, water everywhere, but no coffee to make.|
|my limbs now quake with the severity of my withdrawl...my body depleated, i continue to shake. or am i just really, really upset?|
|my brain explodes! why didn't i buy more at the grocery store yesterday?!? "Don't buy MORE!" she said, "you've got plenty at home!"|
i was a fool to listen...a FOOL!
|i'm falling to pieces, coming apart at the seams!!!|
|look at me, my eye's twitching, i'm so upset!|
|my throat cries out for coffee...my throat...waitaminut!|
|now that's sah-Wheetah!|